DO THE TROUSER WORM by Little Tommy Dean

LISTEN TO ME, KIDS - I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW DANCE

ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS ACT LIKE THAT BIG THANG IN YOUR PANTS

OH, COME ON, KIDS (OOOOWAH)

OH, COME ON, KIDS (OOOOWAH)

LET'S ALL DO THE TROUSER WORM

THEY DO IT IN NEW JERSEY - IN CALIFORNIA TOO

THE KIDS ALL KNOW THIS DANCE IS HIP (IT'S) BIGGER THAN THE BOOGALOO

OH, COME ON, KIDS (OOOOWAH)

OH, COME ON, KIDS (OOOOWAH)

LET'S ALL DO THE TROUSER WORM

SPOKEN: NOW PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN BY YOUR SIDE

IF THIS DANCE YOU WANT TO LEARN

GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND MAKE YOUR BODY SQUIRM

NOW FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH MAYONAISSE

AND JUMP UP STRAIGHT AND FIRM

NOW SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT LIKE A TROUSER WORM

SO TAKE A TIP FROM SALLY, YOU KNOW THIS CHICK IS COOL

SHE LIKES TO HELP THOSE LITTLE BOYS PLAY THAT POCKET POOL

OH, COME ON, KIDS (OOOOWAH)

OH, COME ON, KIDS (OOOOWAH)

LET'S ALL DO THE TROUSER WORM

NOW MAMA SAID TO DADDY I DON'T KNOW 'BOUT THIS DANCE

DADDY SAID,"IT'S ALRIGHT, IF THEY KEEP IT IN THEIR PANTS."

OH, COME ON, KIDS (OOOOWAH)

OH, COME ON, KIDS (OOOOWAH)

LET'S ALL DO THE TROUSER WORM

SO YOU LITTLE GIRLS BE CAREFUL THAT TROUSER WORM MIGHT BITE

AND IF IT DOES YOUR BELLY'S GONNA SWELL UP OUT OF SIGHT

COME ON KIDS…